If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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