Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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