Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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