I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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