I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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