; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The Olympian is in my bed
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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