I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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