How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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