Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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