It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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