i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You ruined the universe
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