Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
