If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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