What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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