if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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