dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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