whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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