Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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