I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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