Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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