My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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