morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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