lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I lost the right to judge tonight
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
