god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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