coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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