We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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