Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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