Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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