U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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