it wasn't lemon gatorade
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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