This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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