This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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