shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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