so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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