I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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