there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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