everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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