She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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