I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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