I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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