i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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