none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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