grandma shit on top of the toilet
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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