she was so not down for the gang bang
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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