Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
