Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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