my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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