dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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