lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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