Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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