u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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