Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize