if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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