My hand turned me down
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i out mim tonsoeep
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