Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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