so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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