so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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