if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
