so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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