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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore

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• (64): View more from New Zealand

  Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  That's what happens when you party with the tribe

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer

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• (425): View more from Washington

  For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.

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