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  So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

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  ...yea

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  She's valid.

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• (323): View more from California

  I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?

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  bitches.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party

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• (315): View more from New York

  The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.

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  Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.

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