i don't like sucking hair
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?